Pants And Shorts Cool Patch Pants, Crazy Patchwork Skirts & Dresses, Fun Stuf for Kids & Adults

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Custom-Made Pants And Shorts
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In-Stock items, when available, are listed below our Custom Made items.
Please allow up to TWO (2) WEEKS for any of our Custom-Made items to be Lovingly Made UNIQUELY FOR YOU!
(Custom Made Items will ship to you within 2 weeks; please allow additional time for transit.)
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Don't forget to check out our Home Page to see more fun patch clothes -
skirts, dresses, tops, purses & bags, and hemp jewelry!
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Here's how it works:

1) Do you want PANTS or SHORTS?
There - that's your first decision, already made! Wasn't that easy???

2) What PATCH FABRICATION do you want?
Check out our PATCH FABRICATIONS page to compare our BASIC and ULTIMATE Patch Fabrications.
This decision isn't as easy as Decision #1, is it? It's a good thing you can order LOTS of Pants and Shorts, so you can get ALL YOUR FAVORITE FABRICATIONS! 0:-)

3) Last decision - we promise! Now you need to visit our Garment Sizes page to choose the size that will be SOOO Comfortable that we're SURE these will be your favorite pants or shorts!

**Having trouble deciding? Check out our Gallery page to see some of our past creations!
Our Patch Fabrication, Garment Size, and Gallery pages will open in separate browser windows for easy surfing!
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~ * go to Basic Fabrications * ~ ~ * go to Ultimate Fabrications * ~

~ * go to Order Form * ~ ~ * go to Features, Fabrics, and Special Requests * ~

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~ * BASIC FABRICATIONS * ~
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~* The Original CRAZY PATCH Pants And Shorts *~

When my very FIRST customer received these pants, he said "WOW!! Crazy is RIGHT! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THESE PANTS!!" There's no rhyme or reason to these pants and short - all colors, all kinds of fabrics - TOTALLY WILD!
YOUR pants may not include the exact same fabrics as in the pants pictured; pictures are representative of the STYLE of these pants. All Custom Pants will include at least 10-12 different fabrics in a wide range of colors.
Click Here for More CRAZY PATCH Pants & Shorts Pictures!

Adult Pants $40 ~ * ~ Big Kid Pants $30 ~ * ~ Toddler/Little Kid Pants $20
Adult Shorts $25 ~ * ~ Big Kid Shorts $20 ~ * ~ Toddler/Little Kid Shorts $13
~ * ~ Order Adult ~ * ~ Order Big Kid ~ * ~ Order Toddler/Little Kid ~ * ~
Don't Forget - You can ADD-A-PATCH to any garment!

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~* Square Geo Blues *~
Square Geo Blues Patch Shorts Square Geo Blues Toddler Child Patch Pants
These pants and shorts are a GREAT way to "get your feet wet" with some patch clothing, without such a "wild & crazy" feel. These pants and shorts are comprised of various shades of medium- and dark-blue in predominantly geometric-square shaped patterns.
Fabrics may vary slightly from those pictured, but all fabrics will fit within the blues/geo-squares category, and the effect will be the same - WONDERFUL!!
( By the way, that's my 16yo son's casted leg in the picture above - I'm sure every mother out there who has a son who is a High School Football Hero will understand! 0:-) )
Click Here for More SQUARE BLUES Pants & Shorts Pictures!

Adult Pants $40 ~ * ~ Big Kid Pants $30 ~ * ~ Toddler/Little Kid Pants $20
Adult Shorts $25 ~ * ~ Big Kid Shorts $20 ~ * ~ Toddler/Little Kid Shorts $13
~ * ~ Jump down to Order Form ~ * ~
Don't Forget - You can ADD-A-PATCH to any garment!

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~* Earthy Patches Pants And Shorts *~

Beautiful shades of muted earth tones - browns, tans, golds, deep greens, and more. ("Grateful Dead Shakedown Ghost" was an "Add-A-Patch addition to the shorts pictured. See our ADD-A-PATCH page for more info.)

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~* Shades of Blues and Greens Pants And Shorts *~

Another GREAT way to "get your feet wet" with some patch clothing, these Shades of Blues and Greens Pants and Shorts are without such a totally "wild & crazy" feel but still fun and adventurous with more fabric patch variety than that offered by the Square Geo Blues Pants and Shorts. These pants and shorts are comprised of various prints and solids that are primarily Navy Blue and Olive Green based with just a tad of "flare" thrown in.
Fabrics may vary slightly from those pictured, but all fabrics be predominantly within the navy/olive category, and the effect will be the same - WONDERFUL!!
Click Here for More Shades of Blues and Greens Pants & Shorts Pictures!

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~* Feminine Crazy Patch Pants and Shorts *~

Our Crazy Patch Pants with a FUN FEMININE FLARE!! The same wild crazy feel as our Original Crazy Patch Pants and Shorts, but Heavy on the feminine colors - especially Pinks and Purples! (If you order a Feminine Crazy Patch Purse or Bag at the same time you order your pants or shorts, your purse or bag will be constructed with the same fabrics as your pants or shorts, for A PERFECT MATCH!! See our Accessories Page for more details!)
YOUR pants may not include the exact same fabrics as in the pants pictured; pictures are representative of the STYLE of these pants. All Custom Pants will include at least 10-12 different fabrics in a wide range of colors with an emphasis on pinks and purples.
Click Here for More Feminine Crazy Patch Pants & Shorts Pictures!

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~* "Ladies Only" Floral Patch Pants and Shorts *~

Same great Patch Pants and Shorts, but ultra-feminine with ONLY Floral patches!!! (If you order a Floral Patch Purse or Bag at the same time you order your pants or shorts, your purse or bag will be constructed with the same fabrics as your pants or shorts, for A PERFECT MATCH!! See our Accessories Page for more details!)

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~ * ULTIMATE FABRICATIONS * ~
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~ * All Corduroy Patches * ~
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WONDERFUL patch pants and shorts constructed completely from corduroy! Keeps our "crazy patch" feel by being created from different types of corduroys, including wide-wale and narrow-whale and perhaps even embroidered, "velveted" corduroy, and more, in a variety of colors. High quality corduroy fabrics offer nice warmth in Winter! As always, if you have some favorite colors, let us know and we'll do our best to include them in your garment! ("Forest Fairy" was an "Add-A-Patch addition to the pants pictured. See our ADD-A-PATCH page for more info.)
Click Here for More ALL CORDUROY Patch Pants & Shorts Pictures!

Adult Pants $48 ~ * ~ Big Kid Pants $36 ~ * ~ Toddler/Little Kid Pants $24
Adult Shorts $30 ~ * ~ Big Kid Shorts $24 ~ * ~ Toddler/Little Kid Shorts $16
~ * ~ Order Adult ~ * ~ Order Big Kid ~ * ~ Order Toddler/Little Kid ~ * ~
Don't Forget - You can ADD-A-PATCH to any garment!

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~ * Plush Patches * ~

SO LUXURIOUS! Our Plush Patch pants and shorts created with the ultimate pampering fabrics - comprised of velvet, satin, velour, panne, and slinky fabrics. This fabrication can easily be dressed up or down.
Click Here for More PLUSH PATCH Pants & Shorts Pictures!

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"CUSTOM PANTS AND SHORTS"
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Don't see EXACTLY what you want? Email us! Tell us about your "dream bag" and see what we can do for you!
Some of our past Custom Pants and Shorts have included mixed fabrications, special color requests, and MORE!
~ * Prices are based on final size, fabrication, and options * ~

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FEATURES, FABRICS, AND SPECIAL REQUESTS
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All Pants and Shorts feature
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~* TWO cargo-type pockets on outer legs with overlap design AND velcro for added security ~* IMPECCABLE QUALITY, all seams are safety-stitched and serged, and many are also TOPSTITCHED (depending upon fabrics used) - these pants and shorts will give you YEARS of enjoyment!

~* TWO back pockets

~* FUN super-wide legs for GREAT style

~* Comfortable elastic waist AND drawstring for perfect fit

~* Toddler/Little Kid Patch Pants and Shorts do not have drawstring or pockets

~* Please see our Sizes page for Garment Size Choices & Measurements.

~* You can ensure a perfect match when you order several items in the same fabrication at the same time. If ordered at different times, fabrics used may vary slightly.

~* All Pants and Shorts can also be made in MATERNITY Fit, which features a lower front "UnderBelly" rise and also a slightly lower back rise for comfort. Waist Elastic measurement will be just slightly larger to accommodate the change in rise, but all other measurements will remain the same.

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Fabrics and Material
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~*All Patch Pants and Shorts fabrics have been pre-washed and dried to ensure minimal (or no) shrinkage and/or color bleeding once they reach you, so caring for your pants will be fast and easy!

~* Most garments can be created in two different types of fabrications - "BASIC" and "UTIMATE. Please visit our Patch Fabrications page to see close-ups of our different fabrications.

~* Each pair of Patch Pants or Patch Shorts is constructed with a variety of fabrics, which may include any or all of the following: print and/or solid colors; cotton, cotton/poly, or cotton blend fabrics; light, medium, and heavy fabrics such as linen, corduroy (wide- or narrow-wale), twill, denim, velvet, velour, fleece, flannel. Fabrications such as "All Corduroy" or "Solid Patch" will only include those specific fabrics.

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Special Requests
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~* UPON REQUEST, Adult or Big Child Pants or Shorts can be made WITHOUT one or both Back Pockets, one or both Cargo Pockets, Drawstring or Elastic; Please CONTACT US for more information.

~* If you have a special request that you're not sure we can fulfill for you, JUST ASK US! Since each Custom-Made garment is created when ordered, we can often accommodate special requests from our wonderful customers!
~* While viewing style pictures, you may see Grateful Dead patches or Other patches that appear on some of the Cargo Pockets on the garments pictured. Pocket Patches are a special order only option and are subject to availability. Pocket Patches are not included in the regular price of any of these Pants or Shorts (unless specifically stated in the item description) and are available at an additional charge, which is based upon the actual patch selected. Please contact us for more information.

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~ * ORDER PATCH PANTS And SHORTS HERE * ~
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~ * Adult Sizes ~ * ~ Big Kid Sizes ~ * ~ Toddler/Little Kid Sizes ~ * ~

For more information on any of our Fabrications, please visit our Patch Fabrication Page.

~* BASIC Fabrications *~
Original Crazy Patch
Feminine Crazy Patch
Shades of Blues & Greens
Square Geo Blues
Earthy Patches
Flower Patch
Solid Patches
Harvest Patch

~* ULTIMATE Fabrications *~
Plush Patch
Crazy For Corduroy
Chiffon-y Patch
Rayon-style Patch

For more information on any of our Sizes, please visit our Garment Sizes Page.

~* Adult Sizes *~
A1 (XS), Std Length
A2 (S-M), Std Length
A3 (L-XL), Std Length
A4 (XXL), Std Length

A1, Short           A1, Long
A2, Short          A2, Long
A3, Short          A3, Long
A4, Short          A4, Long

~* Maternity Sizes *~
MA1 (XS), Std Length
MA2 (S-M), Std Length
MA3 (L-XL), Std Length
MA4 (XXL), Std Length

MA1, Short           MA1, Long
MA2, Short          MA2, Long
MA3, Short          MA3, Long
MA4, Short          MA4, Long

~* Big Kid Sizes *~
C1 (7-8), Std Length
C2 (10-12), Std Length
C3 (14-16), Std Length

C1, Short           C1, Long
C2, Short          C2, Long
C3, Short          C3, Long

~* Toddler/Little Kid Sizes *~
T1 (18 mo-2t), Std Length
T2 (3T-4T), Std Length
T3 (5-6), Std Length

T1, Short           T1, Long
T2, Short          T2, Long
T3, Short          T3, Long

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Don't Forget - You can ADD-A-PATCH to any garment!
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~ * Order Adult Sizes * ~
(Don't forget - FREE SHIPPING!!)
Please DON'T FORGET to enter the SIZE, INSEAM & FABRICATION for your garment.
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Adult Pants, BASIC Fabrications, $40

Enter Sz, Inseam, Fabrication (ie, A3, Std Inseam, Original Crazy Patch)