1)
Do you want PANTS or
SHORTS? There - that's your first decision,
already made! Wasn't that easy???
2)
What PATCH FABRICATION do you want? Check out
our PATCH
FABRICATIONS page to compare our BASIC
and ULTIMATEPatch
Fabrications. This decision isn't as easy as
Decision #1, is it? It's a good thing you can order LOTS of Pants
and Shorts, so you can get ALL YOUR FAVORITE FABRICATIONS!
0:-)
3)
Last decision - we promise! Now you need to visit our Garment Sizes page to choose
the size that will be SOOO Comfortable that we're
SURE these will be your favorite pants or
shorts!
**Having trouble deciding? Check out our Gallery page to see
some of our past creations! Our Patch Fabrication, Garment
Size, and Gallery pages will open in separate browser
windows for easy surfing! ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~
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FABRICATIONS *
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~ ~* The Original CRAZY
PATCH Pants And Shorts *~ When my very FIRST customer
received these pants, he said "WOW!! Crazy is RIGHT! I
ABSOLUTELY LOVE THESE PANTS!!" There's no rhyme or reason
to these pants and short - all colors, all kinds of fabrics -
TOTALLY WILD! YOUR pants may not include the exact same
fabrics as in the pants pictured; pictures are representative of the
STYLE of these pants. All Custom Pants will
include at least 10-12 different fabrics in a
wide range of colors. Click Here for More CRAZY
PATCH Pants & Shorts Pictures!
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~ ~* Square Geo Blues *~ These pants and shorts are a GREAT way to "get
your feet wet" with some patch clothing, without such
a "wild & crazy" feel. These pants and shorts are comprised
of various shades of medium- and dark-blue in predominantly
geometric-square shaped patterns. Fabrics may vary slightly
from those pictured, but all fabrics will fit within the
blues/geo-squares category, and the effect will be the same -
WONDERFUL!! ( By the way, that's my 16yo
son's casted leg in the picture above - I'm sure every mother out
there who has a son who is a High School Football Hero will
understand! 0:-) ) Click Here for More SQUARE BLUES Pants & Shorts
Pictures!
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*~ Beautiful shades of muted earth
tones - browns, tans, golds, deep greens, and more. ("Grateful
Dead Shakedown Ghost" was an "Add-A-Patch addition to the shorts
pictured. See our ADD-A-PATCH page for more
info.)
Adult
Pants $46 ~ * ~
Big Kid Pants
$34 ~ *
~ Toddler/Little Kid
Pants $24 Adult Shorts $29 ~ * ~
Big Kid Shorts
$25 ~ *
~ Toddler/Little Kid
Shorts $18 ~ *
~ Order
Adult ~ * ~ Order Big Kid ~ *
~ Order
Toddler/Little Kid ~ * ~ Don't Forget - You can ADD-A-PATCH to any
garment!
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Pants And Shorts *~ Another GREAT way to "get your feet wet" with some patch
clothing, these Shades of Blues and Greens Pants and Shorts are
without such a totally "wild & crazy" feel but still
fun and adventurous with more fabric patch variety than that offered
by the Square Geo Blues Pants and Shorts. These pants and shorts are
comprised of various prints and solids that are primarily Navy Blue
and Olive Green based with just a tad of "flare" thrown
in. Fabrics may vary slightly from those
pictured, but all fabrics be predominantly within the navy/olive
category, and the effect will be the same -
WONDERFUL!! Click Here for More Shades of Blues
and Greens Pants & Shorts Pictures!
Adult Pants $46 ~ * ~
Big Kid Pants
$34 ~ *
~ Toddler/Little Kid
Pants $24 Adult Shorts $29 ~ * ~
Big Kid Shorts
$25 ~ *
~ Toddler/Little Kid
Shorts $18 ~ *
~ Order
Adult ~ * ~ Order Big Kid ~ *
~ Order
Toddler/Little Kid ~ * ~ Don't Forget - You can ADD-A-PATCH to any
garment!
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and Shorts *~ Our Crazy Patch Pants with a FUN FEMININE
FLARE!! The same wild crazy feel as our Original Crazy Patch Pants
and Shorts, but Heavy on the feminine colors - especially Pinks
and Purples! (If you order a Feminine Crazy Patch Purse or
Bag at the same time you order your pants
or shorts, your purse or bag will be constructed with the
same fabrics as your pants or shorts, for A PERFECT
MATCH!! See our Accessories Page for more
details!) YOUR pants may not include the exact same
fabrics as in the pants pictured; pictures are representative of the
STYLE of these pants. All Custom Pants will
include at least 10-12 different fabrics in a
wide range of colors with an
emphasis on pinks and
purples. Click Here for More Feminine Crazy Patch Pants &
Shorts Pictures!
Adult Pants
$46 ~ * ~
Big Kid Pants
$34 ~ *
~ Toddler/Little Kid
Pants $24 Adult Shorts $29 ~ *
~ Big Kid Shorts $24 ~ * ~ Toddler/Little Kid Shorts
$18 ~ * ~ Order Adult
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~ Order Big
Kid ~ * ~
Order
Toddler/Little Kid ~ * ~ Don't Forget - You can ADD-A-PATCH to any
garment!
~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ ~* "Ladies Only" Floral Patch Pants and
Shorts *~ Same great Patch Pants and Shorts, but
ultra-feminine with ONLYFloral
patches!!! (If you order a
Floral Patch Purse or Bag at the same
time you order your pants or shorts, your purse or bag will
be constructed with the same fabrics as your pants
or shorts, for A PERFECT MATCH!! See our
Accessories Page for more details!)
Adult Pants $46 ~ * ~
Big Kid Pants
$34 ~ *
~ Toddler/Little Kid
Pants $24 Adult Shorts $29 ~ * ~
Big Kid Shorts
$24 ~ *
~ Toddler/Little Kid
Shorts $18 ~ *
~ Order
Adult ~ * ~ Order Big Kid ~ *
~ Order
Toddler/Little Kid ~ * ~ Don't Forget - You can ADD-A-PATCH to any
garment!
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FABRICATIONS * ~ ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *
~ ~ * All Corduroy
Patches *
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patch pants and shorts constructed completely from
corduroy! Keeps our "crazy patch" feel by being
created from different types of corduroys, including wide-wale and
narrow-whale and perhaps even embroidered, "velveted" corduroy, and
more, in a variety of colors. High quality corduroy fabrics offer
nice warmth in Winter! As always, if you have some favorite colors,
let us know and we'll do our best to include them in your garment!
("Forest Fairy" was an "Add-A-Patch addition to the pants
pictured. See our ADD-A-PATCH page for more
info.) Click Here for More ALL CORDUROY Patch Pants
& Shorts
Pictures!
Adult Pants $56 ~ *
~ Big Kid Pants $42 ~ * ~ Toddler/Little Kid Pants
$32 Adult Shorts $37 ~ *
~ Big Kid Shorts $30 ~ * ~ Toddler/Little Kid Shorts
$22 ~ * ~ Order Adult
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~ Order Big
Kid ~ * ~
Order
Toddler/Little Kid ~ * ~ Don't Forget - You can ADD-A-PATCH to any
garment!
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Patches *
~ SO LUXURIOUS! Our Plush
Patch pants and shorts created with the ultimate pampering fabrics -
comprised of velvet, satin, velour, panne, and slinky fabrics. This
fabrication can easily be dressed up or
down. Click Here for More PLUSH PATCH Pants
& Shorts Pictures!
Adult Pants $56 ~ *
~ Big Kid Pants $42 ~ * ~ Toddler/Little Kid Pants
$32 Adult Shorts $37 ~ * ~ Big Kid
Shorts $30 ~ * ~
Toddler/Little Kid Shorts $22 ~ * ~ Order
Adult ~ * ~ Order Big Kid ~ *
~ Order
Toddler/Little Kid ~ * ~ Don't Forget - You can ADD-A-PATCH to any
garment!
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~ "CUSTOM
PANTS AND SHORTS" ~
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EXACTLY what you want? Email
us! Tell us about your "dream bag" and see what
we can do for you! Some of our past Custom Pants and
Shorts have included mixed fabrications, special color
requests, and MORE! ~
* Prices are based on final size,
fabrication, and options* ~ ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ FEATURES, FABRICS, AND SPECIAL
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~* TWO
cargo-type pockets on outer legs with overlap design AND
velcro for added security
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IMPECCABLE QUALITY, all seams are safety-stitched
and serged, and many are also TOPSTITCHED (depending
upon fabrics used) - these pants and shorts will give
you YEARS of enjoyment!
~* TWO back pockets
~* FUN
super-wide legs for GREAT style
~* Comfortable elastic waist AND
drawstring for perfect fit
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Toddler/Little Kid Patch Pants and Shorts do not have
drawstring or
pockets
~* Please see our Sizes page
for Garment Size Choices &
Measurements.
~* You can ensure a perfect match when
you order several items in the same fabrication at the same
time. If ordered at different times, fabrics used may vary
slightly.
~*All Pants
and Shorts can also be made in MATERNITY Fit,
which features a lower front "UnderBelly"
rise and also a slightly lower back rise for comfort. Waist
Elastic measurement will be just slightly larger to
accommodate the change in rise, but all other measurements
will remain the
same.
~*All Patch Pants and Shorts fabrics have
been pre-washed and dried to ensure minimal (or no) shrinkage
and/or color bleeding once they reach you, so caring for your
pants will be fast and easy!
~* Most garments
can be created in two different types of fabrications -
"BASIC" and "UTIMATE. Please visit our Patch
Fabrications
page to see close-ups of our different
fabrications.
~* Each
pair of Patch Pants or Patch Shorts is constructed with a
variety of fabrics, which may include any or all of the
following: print and/or solid colors; cotton, cotton/poly, or
cotton blend fabrics; light, medium, and heavy fabrics such as
linen, corduroy (wide- or narrow-wale), twill, denim,
velvet, velour, fleece, flannel. Fabrications such
as "All Corduroy" or "Solid Patch" will only include those
specific
fabrics.
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UPON REQUEST, Adult or Big Child
Pants or Shorts can be made WITHOUT one or
both Back Pockets, one or both Cargo Pockets, Drawstring or
Elastic; Please CONTACT US for more
information.
~* If you have
a special request that you're not sure we can
fulfill for you, JUST ASK US! Since each
Custom-Made garment is created when ordered, we can often
accommodate special requests from our wonderful
customers!
~* While viewing style
pictures, you may see Grateful Dead patches or Other
patches that appear on some of the Cargo Pockets on the
garments pictured. Pocket
Patches are a special order
only option and are subject to availability.
Pocket Patches are not included in
the regular price of any of these Pants or Shorts (unless
specifically stated in the item description)
and are available at an additional
charge, which is based upon the actual
patch selected. Please contact us for more
information.
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
- If your order will be shipped
Internationally (outside of the United States), please add
"International Shipping" ($5) to your cart along with your
items. This will ensure your items reach you safely and in a
timely manner. If you place an order to be shipped outside of the
United States and do not add the International shipping fee, you
will receive a Paypal invoice for the $5 fee before your items can
be created Thank you!! International Shipping $5
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SHIPPING!!) Please
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pictures, you may see Grateful Dead patches or Other
patches that appear on some of the Cargo Pockets on the
garments pictured. Pocket Patches are a
special order only option and are subject
to availability. Pocket Patches are not
included in the regular price of any of these Pants or
Shorts (unless specifically stated in the item
description) and are available at an additional
charge, which is based upon the actual patch
selected. Please contact us for more
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